Undone by the Undead
by Isabelle Drake
Available now from Ellora's Cave
Excerpt:
How was Hayden supposed to have any kind of fun when he had years of
student loan payments coming his way and only a one-page CV to deal with
them? Once he found an actual job this sort of thing would be part of
his past. The part he would be forgetting.
He swung out of the chair, grabbed the three books he hadn’t gotten to
yet and headed for the hall. The photocopier, positioned under a
rectangular window, hummed in the dimly lit space. He lifted the lid,
set the book on the glass surface and started flipping through, scanning
for the chapter he needed for his research. Research. Right. There was a
euphemism. He jerked through the pages, black-eyed stares and ragged
clothes flashed past. Good God. Zombies. Why did people waste their time
with this sort of thing?
But Bob Keeler was convinced that because Rodney McKinnon, star of
Zombie Rites, was coming to the comic convention, if the paper featured
anything having to do with zombies, he’d sell thousands of copies.
Especially if it something was fresh. The man was crazy. Sure, Boston
was going to be overrun with comic book freaks, but those people were
educated, right? They didn’t actually believe zombies were real. So why
would they want to read about them?
Hayden paused at a drawing made by an eyewitness, a so-called zombie
tracker. Apparently the witness spent an entire summer spying on a tribe
believed to take part in hazing rituals that included a lot of sex. The
drawing showed two men, bare-chested and wearing leather chaps. One,
with a rope tied around his waist, was leaning against a tree while the
other knotted the opposite end of rope to the tree, securing him like a
dog he didn’t want to get away. Hayden lifted the book closer. They
weren’t wearing anything under the chaps. And the tied-up guy had a huge
boner.